Every Monday morning, after we drop Mason off at school, the girls and I head over to the grocery store. I usually only go once a week, so we have quite a bit to buy and it can easily turn into a big ordeal. This morning was no exception. Since Mollie came along and now needs the child seat in the shopping cart, Ellie has been demoted to walking. However, Ellie doesn't consider this a demotion at all. To her, it spells freedom. Freedom to walk anywhere she wants and touch every item of food on every shelf of every aisle. As I'm keeping a watchful eye on her, I didn't notice that Mollie was attempting to shimmy out of the cart's safety belt. So as I'm putting produce in the cart, some food catches her eye as I'm tossing it in. But before I can blink, she stands straight up and turns around to leap for the food. The weight of her head pulls the rest of her body over and she falls into the front of the cart. But she didn't just fall the way a usual 11 month old might. Her feet went over her head, resulting in a forward flip onto the food. I immediately grabbed her to comfort her, and then I gave her a 9.8 for her gymnastics exhibition. Then the horror set in--you know, the
what ifs. What if she had fallen out of the cart onto the hard floor, instead of into the front of the cart. So I stand there thanking God over and over for not letting her fall onto the floor. And then I thanked the eggs for sacrificing themselves to break her fall. For the remainder of the shopping trip, I'm holding Mollie...
Moving on and passing through the bakery section, we see donut samples set out. I have to confess, our favorite thing about Monday morning shopping is the donut samples. Because I've learned that nothing keeps little girls on task at the store like deep-fried white bread slathered in a sugary glaze. As I'm giving Ellie her 'your limit is two' speech, a nice lady approaches me. She tells me that she doesn't go to church often but that she is drawn to me and wants to give me this witnessing bracelet about Christ because my family looks so precious. But if I'm being honest here--I'm pretty sure it wasn't the preciousness that drew her, but more the fact that, with two little mischief makers, I must've struck her as a person who needed Jesus at that moment. So as I'm politely letting her witness to me with the bracelet, Ellie is readily taking advantage of my distraction and making more than her fair share of returns back to the donut samples. At this point, other shoppers are even acting as accomplices, helping her reach the donut tray as I'm giving her the "stop it...that's enough" gestures from across the bakery. I guess she wasn't picking up on those gestures. I could've told this lady I was already a Christian and believed in everything she was telling me. But she was doing such a good job, I didn't have the heart to disappoint her efforts, so I maintained the status-quo as the role of the heathen...and I got a cool bracelet thrown in as well. :)
Continuing on, Ellie then announces that she needs to use the potty. I'm 3/4 of the way done at this point, and there's no going back. So I did the unthinkable. I tell her HEB has no potty and that she must hold it until we get home. We press on through the freezer section (which I'm now thinking is just a cruel joke because we all know what the cold does to one who needs to use the bathroom.) So now I'm holding Mollie in one hand, pushing a cart, and speed walking through the freezer section with Ellie 'holding herself' for all the world to see, in a race against time to get my child to the bathroom. When we finally do get to the bathroom, it turns out that all she had was a few "dribbles". In my humble opinion, this could totally have waited.
In the end, we all made it home in one piece, with no major accidents (either medical or tee-tee related), and can now enjoy a freshly restocked pantry. I know this might sound crazy, but I have to admit that I really do love days like today. The days of grocery store adventures with my little ones. I'd love to keep them young forever, and we could live in the days where
everything is an adventure! But now I should rest...because next Monday's shopping trip will be here before I know it!